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National Trollge Day

National Trollge Day is a thing that happens on April 1st, 2022. And so on. When it is April 1st, 12:00AM. It is too late, he already sees you. You are not guaranteed to survive, even with a DATA EXPUNGED,DATA EXPUNGED. His force/strength was taken by a lucky American state trooper, seconds before his death. The Trollge has the strength of about the DATA EXPUNGED hitting your body. His speed cannot be matched as well, his top speed is about DATA EXPUNGEDkph. He will destroy earth, on April 1st about DATA EXPUNGED of the human race will not survive. He DATA EXPUNGED his victims, in the most brutal, gruesome and cruel ways possible. If you hear the infamous "troll -lo-lo-lol" theme, it is to late, he sees you. If you hear another DATA EXPUNGED theme, it is to late. DATA ExPUn-I̴t ̴i s ̴o k̴a̶y̴.̴ ̴N̵o t̶h̴i n̵g̶ ̶i̵s̴ w̶r o n̶g̶,̶ ̶c o̵m̶e̵ ̵o̶u t s i d̶e̵. ̵T̵h̶e̴ f a̵m̴i l y '̵s̴ ̴a̴r̵e̵ p̶l a̶y i̴n̴g̵,̶ t h̵e̶ ̶b̵i̵r d̵s̵ ̶a̶r̴e̵ ̵s̶i̴n̶g̴i̶n̵g̶. GED. If you hear a door open, or window shatter at night, pray to God it isn't him. Wrote by DATA EXPUNGED
Start Tape.

DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"

O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.

O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"

DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"

O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.

O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."

As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED

DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"

The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.

O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."

End Tape.
by cringey holiday maker May 5, 2021
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National Kink Day

On this day, anyone with any kinks gets to go wild and be the horniest mfs out there, if you’re in a relationship or single, don’t waste a goddamn moment, and live out your wildest fantasies, kinks, fetishes or whatever you enjoy, this holiday is a day to cherish.

This day takes place December 11th, so mark your calendars
“Today is National Kink Day, time to ask my girl for some BDSM pics.”
I can’t wait for my boyfriend to dominate me
by You wish, bitch June 27, 2021
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National Fight Day

October 25th is National Fight Day, feel free to get into fights with anyone you want.
by Ommssucks2k19 October 24, 2019
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National Bunny Day

December 7th
Make sure to give your pet bunny, or any bunny at all, all the love you can give on this special day uwu
Person 1: Hey! Guess what today is!
Person 2: December 7th? What's so special about today?
Person 1: It's National Bunny Day!
Person 2: Wait really?! Hecc yeah! I'mma go love on my bunny now!
by floofy neko cutie April 23, 2021
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National Margarita Day

The best day ever. In case you didn't know, this holiday was created by the one and only Lindsay Shapiro. February 22 #bestdayever
Y'all it's national margarita day! bottoms up!
by bailzzz February 27, 2014
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National coochie day

Every first Monday of every month pads, tampons, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and all coochie products are free.
Jessica: I'm running out of pads!

Taylor: Luckily it's national coochie day tomorrow!
by coolepicchild December 27, 2020
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