Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 08, 2020
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Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies
by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020
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Jordan Gomez

An English wannabe lad that is a true doll bludger.
by Aydart June 05, 2020
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Jordan Weatherbee

"Do you think Jordan Weatherbee is gay?"
"No, I think he just likes dick in his ass."
by Fairytail guild member May 12, 2017
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Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 06, 2018
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Jeremy Jordan

Jeremy Jordan is the hottest man alive. You can’t even disagree with me. He is very talented by belting out all of his songs like Santa Fe from Newsies or Past is catching up to me from The great gatsby. I had the ultimate pleasure of seeing him on stage at the great gatsby of December 2024. He was super talented. The way he looked, the way he acted, the way he sung, ugh I love it all. I recommend eithier listening to his band age of madness with their new album, listening to him from his different musicals, or going to see him in person.
Jeremy Jordan is the best actor ever
by Theater kid 1038 March 20, 2025
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Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.
Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna
by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022
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