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i hat you

to put a hat on someone
jolene says "i hat you faisal"
by jorge6969 March 2, 2021
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green hat squad

A squad of gay chinese hill billy cunts that have sketchy names, wear green hats and gang up to anal rape male children/adults.
Mr. Willams : hey sonny boy.

Little johnny : Help
Mr. Willams : *whisles*
* green hat squad comes out bushes, trees and garbage cans*
Little johnny: HELP!!!
by Green hat squad May 16, 2016
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crap in a hat

excretion in any type of headgear

when your beeing chased by evil things
crap in a hat
by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004
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Velvet Hat Trick

Three sexual acts performed in the same night. Occasionally ending in dessert.

1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion

2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex
Hey babe, can I have a Velvet Hat Trick for my birthday?
by Gatticus July 3, 2018
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Davey Crockett Hat

a very hairy vaginal area,where the bush continues around the vagina onto the anus and surrounding areas,thus leaving a giant,Davey Crockett hat.
Any questions???
I bet courtney cox has a big davey crockett hat.
some German girls have very nice davey crockett hats
by seacadi67 October 2, 2009
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not just a hat rack

Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)

Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!

Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6
by Sheerah September 7, 2010
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Semin Hat-Trick

When an Ice Hockey Player has a goal, an assist, and a bad stick penalty in one game. Named after Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals known for his flair for scoring and taking bad stick penalties such as hooking, slashing, and occasionally the high stick.
On April 13, 2011 Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals scored his first Semin Hat-trick of the 2011 NHL Playoffs.

Wow he's one bad penalty away from scoring a Semin Hat-trick.
by Puddin_an_Semin May 4, 2011
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