by eric ornelaas May 10, 2006
badassssss city, known for Southwest Texas State University's beautiful campus, crazy college kids, and the wonderful TOOBING adventures down the river!
by ashlee July 10, 2004
When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.
Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?
Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights
Simon-Pussy
Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights
Simon-Pussy
by Bigboyyeet25 September 18, 2018
the act of resorting to drinking strait from the bottle because you cant find a traditional shot glass or cup.
Bryson was getting turnt and wanted Becky to catch up. He couldn't find her a cup so she hit that Texas Shot glass.
by grubdog November 14, 2019
Where a group of people continuously push an obese kid on the ground without letting them get off of the ground. Thus forcing them to get very angry and scream until forced to cry.
by Commander Jermaine March 02, 2014
Involves wearing a Texas catheter (condom style urinary catheter) and concealing it in your pants, sock and shoe. A hole is cut in the soul of the shoe permitting exit of the catheter tube. Ideal for work when you are unhappy with the general environment. One can soil the elevator carpeting on the way up and mingle around the office during the day causing the unpleasant aroma of urine. It can be utilized at will but don't cause suspicion by drinking water all day long.
I was written up and got a pay cut all in the same day so later that week after a trip to the medical supply store, I did the Texas Wet Step for some discrete revenge.
by Bugsy McDingle December 03, 2012
The act of inserting one's penis into another man's anus while wearing a dry, expired condom and using no extra lubricant. Results in severe rectal chafing and in some cases, bloody stool.
Met this guy at a club last night and he gave me the best Texas Dust Bowl of my life. I just can't sit down.
by TexasDustBowl2 January 08, 2014