cool looking whale

"Cock ooze ooze long long ooze ooze kinky isolated nigga gay whore hat ass long eater"

"He was a cool looking whale."

by Felidae_ February 28, 2022

Sperm Whale

A fatty who likes to give blowies

That sperm whale’s cruising for some krill

by Knoxdewitt December 30, 2017

Blind Whale

When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal

Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz

Him: oh blind whale

by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019

Whale-Ussy

Da whale pussy

"omg look at that massive Whale-ussy"

by STRATOSPHERE303 October 21, 2023

Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

Kickin that whale

another way of saying "your lying" when somebody says something that you know isn't true, but instead of using those words you can say "kicking that whale".

Boy: We are perfect for each other.
Girl: Kickin that whale!

by Emziebae757 June 19, 2011

Whale

your mother

your mother is a whale

by Cumgis Khan December 3, 2022