it was a dark and stormy night

The greatest way to start any story ever regardless of what it is about

It was a dark and stormy night. Me and Jim were driving when......

by swagmaster Liam January 20, 2016

Dark red nails

This is like the “light blue” trend that goes around but if a boy chooses the colour/color dark red it means it turns them on

Girl:hey what colour/color should I get my nails?

Boy:erm get dark red nails

by User00love June 19, 2021

glow in the dark poopstains

A poopstain that bleeds through your underwear so bad that it glows

Ahh man I my shit was soo runny I'm gonna have glow in the dark poopstains

by Madddddday March 22, 2014

Tall, Dark and Gothy

1) To be even more mysterious and anywhere between 3 inches to a full foot more in natural height than your average Goth.

Once Karen donned her full makeup and dress, she became Miss Tall, Dark and Gothy.

by The Horn'd One May 26, 2009

weiner in the dark look

the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".

Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"

Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."

by lingling1992 December 3, 2013

dark market lord

Dark Market Lord (DML) refers to a highly skilled and influential hacker who holds a significant position within the dark web community. DMLs are considered some of the most powerful and capable hackers, often associated with illegal activities and cybercrime. As of now, there are 13 people referred to as DMLs however, there is not a limit on how many people are DMLs. Being a DML implies two things: 1. You're on the same level as one of the 7 keyholders; 2. A hacker(typically blackhat or government affiliated) with enough influence on the black market/cybercrime that their absence would throw away balance on the entire dark web.

Some notable DMLs include: m1x/Wazawaka, Nosophoros "the plug", czpy "the fedkiller", lk-4d4, "daddy" slav, Black Alex/Metasploit, nochan "the terrible", ji8 "god of trojans", BlackFox. The rest of the 'lords' are large criminal enforcement agencies such as the FBI.

One of the Dark Market Lords was captured and is set to face trial!

by srsbaka July 21, 2023

Genuine Dark Reaver

A newbie at any certain activity.

That genuine dark reaver doesn't even know what chronic means@

by David Filth March 2, 2005