Song Bastard

Someone who must sing ever song that comes on, and won't just shut the fuck up and listen to it.
"Collin, try do listen to this song without singing it please, you Song Bastard."
by GavinTheRebel November 10, 2015
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Canadian Bastard

A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.

One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.
Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.

Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.

Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
by Mr. Winstonollies February 14, 2017
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bastard

someone who was meant to be aborted or someone who was a mistake
i hate you son i should’ve swallowed you, you damn bastard
by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021
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Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.
“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
by Mrleeds November 22, 2021
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