Bastard

Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.

I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.

by Invader zim fan ;-; November 28, 2020

Bastard

This can mean that someone is unfortunate, a person is a straight-up bitch and mean as fuck, or if a person was born to parents that weren't married.

1. Tom: Hey, idiot! Haha, you look like a fucking bitch!
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!

2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!

3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..

by I'mADictionary? October 29, 2022

Fuck bastard

A very stupid person

Leave me alone you fuck bastard.

by Anon not me3 April 24, 2022

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

Dirty dirty bastard

The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.

Roger the chef called Drew a “dirty dirty bastard” when he slapped his dick on a customers head.

by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021

Fucker Bastard

A child you don't want that rips you off & want to put up for closed adoption but he keeps asking your things so you throw beer bottles at his head.

Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.

Get Fucker Bastard away from me, I hate him.

by Claire Law April 2, 2023

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022