Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.
Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.
*WARNING
Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.
*WARNING
Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."
"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)
She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)
She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013
Get the Glow Hoemug. someone that uses another person for their mother's cooking (preferably fried dough and other breakfast foods).
person one: "Man, I miss hanging out with sally. Her mom made such good fried dough. Maybe we can be her friend again after stomping all over her self esteem so we can eat her mother's food!"
person 2: "lol, we are such dough hoes!"
person 2: "lol, we are such dough hoes!"
by bohemian queen 111 October 11, 2008
Get the dough hoesmug. A vista Hoe is a group of girls who inhabit vista ridge in a big population. Vista Hoe: a girl who will waste your time and mess around with a ton of different guys but never date any. They will also ruthlessly egg you on.
Jonny:"hey how are you an that chick going? Did u ask her out yet? ".
Will:"yeah I did but she said no because she said she had to think about it.. "
Jonny:"damnnn that's a vista hoe. "
Will:"yeah I did but she said no because she said she had to think about it.. "
Jonny:"damnnn that's a vista hoe. "
by DonkeyFartBox December 12, 2017
Get the Vista Hoemug. A girl who keeps guys around during the winter. Said female will go to great lengths to keep said male wrapped around her finger so that she has access to hoodies/jackets seasonally.
"Dude, she's taken you're hoodie all week long. She's a total hoodie hoe!"
"I know man! But she's cute as hell."
"I know man! But she's cute as hell."
by Casper Marie November 9, 2014
Get the hoodie hoemug. by Dusty cyclone February 4, 2017
Get the hoe dustmug. by Ashlee617 October 3, 2017
Get the stripper hoemug. Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.
Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.
by King Butthole October 24, 2019
Get the Sloppy Hoesmug.