suicide spliff

a spliff with so much tobacco in it, only a suicidal person would smoke it

"u okay bro?"
"yeah, i'm just smoking on this suicide spliff."

by deadgoose69 November 3, 2019

Suicide

Hey. You might be feeling unwell right now. Y'know what? That's understandable. I understand that you feel unwell right now. Something may have happened to you, or somebody else. You might not even know why you feel upset, but I just want you to know that I want you to find a way. It's okay if you sit down for a little while in the mist and cry. It's okay if you feel like you want to stop the pain that fills you every single day. But I want you to know that this mist you are surrounded in is against you. You don't deserve to have anything against you. I don't even know you, nor will I ever, but I know that every single human being on this tiny yet amazing planet deserves to live. More than 700 000 people die of Suicide a year. The people of this world don't deserve that. Forget about all the bad things, forget about all the good things if you feel as if you need to, and just try to move on. You are strong. You are being very brave right now. You do what you feel, but if some random stranger on the internet decides you're a worthy being, that's gotta say something, right?

You can jump out of the mist.

If you wish to speak to somebody, try to find your area Suicide helpline. Find an online chat space. Speak to somebody you trust at home, school or somewhere else. You are doing amazing so far.

by justheretosupport July 29, 2021

business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.

by Sexydimma October 1, 2014

SuicidE

A serious topic, do not joke about this, a lot of humans are suicidal, this problem gets overlooked a lot, if you’re suicidal, call obavweve the jamaican scammer, he will take your robux and v bucks and eat your niggas so that you are starved of oxygen and bananas so that you stop trying to kill your own stupid Jamaican bombaclat,
If you are under 17 years old and suicidal, call nigga 30, he will sue you for being not-family friendly for the rest of your career and your life if you don’t get a job in the bronx, suicide is a crime and felony offense and you should be ashamed of yourself, the last part was the suggested words on my iphone

Allie: i’m suicidal and want to kill myself via suicidE
John pork: shut the fuck up nobody cares go back to the bombaclat factory, nya meow i like minors under 12

by RobertJohnson motorola g6 64GB December 16, 2024

Suicide Rip

When you desparatly attempt to rip a burnt pod or tank in a sad attempt to get a head rush.

Mike: Ew Jack that shit tastes like a cigarette butt wtf..
Jack: Your straight boss you gotta take them suicide rips for the buzz sometimes

by 860boy February 4, 2018

Suicide Belly

When your stomach hangs out over you waist, similar to a muffin top, but frontward facing

He’s been working on his fitness so his suicide belly has gone away

by OGCreed January 28, 2022

Unfounded Suicide

A suicide that seems to particularly lack a point.

Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit

"He was just promoted" "Yeah, It seemed like a bit of an unfounded suicide."

by Eddeezy September 28, 2009