stocker

stalker; one who stalks

Quills is a stocker.

by lizzy December 4, 2004

White Socks

Someone who wears white socks with a suit and dress shoes.

Cale - Did you see Jalin's socks?

Prescott - Yeah, what a white socks.

by Fluttershy42 February 3, 2012

Barry Stock

The current lead guitarist of Three Days Grace. Enormous attention whore and animal murderer. Blocks everyone that gives him the slightest criticism, just like Neil Sanderson and Matt Walst. Also owns a sad ass clothing company called "MEAN." Basically the fattest and most saddest man on the planet. Possibly a pedophile as well.

Barry Stock is blocking those people again? Man, he should really get a life.

by linkinparkfan09 September 28, 2017

dooky sticks

Shouted during an argument that is going nowhere.

Kid1-You're a big pee-pee head!
Kid2- Oh, yeah? Well, you're a big poopy-face!
Kid1- Am not!
Kid2- Are too!
*continues for five mintutes8
Kid1- Am not!
Kid3- Dooky sticks!

by RatchetBoo November 2, 2003

Mismatched Socks

The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and grabbing his penis and testicles and pulling them back out through his asshole, usually pulling out some of his intestine with it (similar to a pink sock). Thus the victim has his penis and testicles which are the same color of his skin tone hanging out of his ass along with a section of pinkish intestines.

Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!

Mike annoyed Julie so she threatened to pull his penis and testicles out of his asshole, giving him mismatched socks! Ouch!

by xoxo__mismatched.socks March 30, 2009

coon sticks

A) Menthol cigarettes, usually Newports. B) Any cigarette commonly smoked by African Americans.

ex 1: Black guy smoking a Newport: "It's not about the toothpicks... It's about the coon sticks, Niggaaa!"
ex 2: Black guy at convenience store looking to puchase a pack of Newports: "Y'all got any coon sticks?"

by Wulfgrim October 28, 2006

Rocks my socks

The insinuation that something is chill, or otherwise entertaining or freak worthy.

Used primarily by upperclassmen highschool students and college students who wish they were back in highschool.

When I walked by that hot guy, I thought to myself, "He totally rocks my socks."

by Fibby September 12, 2004