A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.
I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!
by MikesQueen October 17, 2015
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A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser
by ThatOneSillyKid September 2, 2010
Get the Dutch Road Runner mug.In the city of Melbourne, country road bags are everywhere! They are usually worn by 12-16 year old males who desperately plea their mother for weeks to get this ridiculous bag. If you got one, you probaly got one because you want to be popular and hang out with the trendy losers.
Me: Look at those guys with the country road bags coming out of that train!
Louis: 1,2,3,8,17,35...
Me: Stop it... the amount is infinite. this HAS to be the work of terrorists...
Louis: 1,2,3,8,17,35...
Me: Stop it... the amount is infinite. this HAS to be the work of terrorists...
by cl4viin July 23, 2009
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-Those gay cunts were going for it up the old dirt road.
-Those gay cunts were going for it up the old dirt road.
by Rygar12 November 7, 2016
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Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"
Rob: "A dirt road hooker"
Bob: "Ah, true"
Rob: "A dirt road hooker"
Bob: "Ah, true"
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