road rules

What you say if you think a road is neat.

This road rules!

by PigsCantFly July 25, 2003

road rape

The intense explosion that occurs when the attacker, generally a tractor trailor, meets an unwary wilderness creature, the victim.

That deer is in fifty pieces, thats some bad road rape.

by GearMonkey June 20, 2009

Road Test

A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.

I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!

by MikesQueen October 17, 2015

Country Road Bag

In the city of Melbourne, country road bags are everywhere! They are usually worn by 12-16 year old males who desperately plea their mother for weeks to get this ridiculous bag. If you got one, you probaly got one because you want to be popular and hang out with the trendy losers.

Me: Look at those guys with the country road bags coming out of that train!
Louis: 1,2,3,8,17,35...
Me: Stop it... the amount is infinite. this HAS to be the work of terrorists...

by cl4viin July 23, 2009

Dutch Road Runner

A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser

Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!

by ThatOneSillyKid September 2, 2010

Moldovan Road Trip

To pull Into an abandoned lot presumably with a lover and shag In said abandoned lot

"Me and Stacy went on a Moldovan Road Trip last night!"

by dickliu April 19, 2019

Dirt Road Accent

A deep Southern accent and lexicon that only can only be achieved by living on a dirt road.

"That dauwg'll hundt" said Randy Clay said with a dirt road accent.

by cream_dreamz February 22, 2013