Robert is a little slut bag. He gives blowjobs for snickers. He currently lives in a bin and is going to be a stripper when hes older.
by 69dildos September 7, 2018
Get the Robertmug. The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
Get the Robert Ernest Colemanmug. To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019
Get the The Robertsmug. Robert is the god. When you see a Robert you should immediately relinquish all mortal possessions and sacrifice your eggs as well as a textbook.
by Enlightened Robert worshipper December 30, 2021
Get the Robertmug. Robert Downey Jr., is an actor famous for the role Tony Stark. Robert has a successful carrier as an actor. He also has many albums that have been published on Spotify.
by AvengersLex June 2, 2021
Get the Robert Downey Jr.mug. My sugar daddy
by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016
Get the winston robertsmug.