national retard day 

december 12 ,Say thanks to your retarded friend

december 12 is national retard day, so say thanks to your friends that are retarded

national retard day by hahaqueerluvr December 12, 2021

faggot retard nigga 

The 3 forbidden. FRN on top

Gary this is why your a faggot retard nigga

faggot retard nigga by Yeydufkvuffktjdjgovigfurif July 27, 2022

FULL ON RETARD 

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.

Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.

FULL ON RETARD by MM7000 November 2, 2018

Dumb Fucking Retard 

Dumb Fucking Retard.

When someone is so dumb and so retarded, the only way you can properly describe their lack of cognitive ability is by calling them a dumb fucking retard.

Peter: My bitcoin wallet got corrupted and all my bitcoin is gone!
Everyone: Just use the seed phrase to recover the funds and transfer them to a new wallet.
Peter: What's a seed phrase?
Everyone: Wow Peter, you're a dumb fucking retard.

Dumb Fucking Retard by DopeEffect January 19, 2020

fat retard 

Big moron, large and not very bright.

"She's a fat retard"

fat retard by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

high functioning retard 

a person who is mentally retarded, but can be propped up through staged appearances in limited contexts and posed in a variety of situations. High functioning attributes include an ability to overreact to real or imagined threats, denial through distraction and frequent changes of subject. May serve as cover to con-schemes when place in position of authority. Has no self awareness and therefore no ability to feel shame or guilt. Overconfidence is mistaken for strength in people with this disability. Religion is often cited in order to maintain cohesiveness and order. HFR's in positions of power attract highly loyal Sheeple followers. HFR's tend to live the paradox of the self guided puppet, yet require input from non HFR's for their material.

George W. Bush is both the commander in cheif and the poster boy for all high functioning retards.

high functioning retard by overqui December 9, 2008

Bonified retard 

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

Bonified retard by TSEngineer July 11, 2009