My life

Man: hey how are you? How’s life?

Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ

Woman: My life is good how about you

Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE

by The memeing of life January 8, 2019

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In my bag

To be financially stable. To have more money than one needs. To be living the capitalist dream... Raking it up

Can't wait to be in my bag so I can start buying $1500 shoes like it's nothing.

by Moneybagsrafs December 25, 2020

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my dumbass

1. (pronoun) Used instead of I/me to refer to yourself when you are, in fact, a {{dumbass}}

my dumbass just tried to snort a line of salt like it was fucking coke

by WordInventor#20000 October 26, 2022

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My manisha, she's beautiful beyond definition. She's a wonder to the world. She is like the cool, soothing breeze and warm, comforting embrace of a rainy day. She will fill your monotone life with so many beautiful colors that you never realized existed. Her smile is so precious; it’s as though the warmth and twinkle of all the stars in the universe were put into her smile. You would want to do anything for her, just to see her smile. She's beautiful in every way- when she has her head held up high with a gleam in her utterly beautiful eyes filled with pride or when she shies away from your eyes. She will make you feel things you would have never felt before. She is a beautiful leader, a wonderful friend, and human being, who makes you realize that home is not any place but her heart where you feel cherished and warm. Her presence is always felt, and her personality is as beautiful as a sunshower - such a gorgeous phenomenon; a perfect mix of golden sunshine and dark solitude that makes July skies blush. She will make you feel butterflies in your heart and fill every inch of your soul with the warmth of orange autumn skies. It’s hard to find people like my manisha, she’s one of a kind. She is the embodiment of a crescent moon’s smile on a dark night. She makes life beautiful.

I think my manisha was born in winter because the universe saved a year's worth of warmth and put it all into her.

by v1975 May 12, 2022

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