Ohiolander

Someone who is goofy ahh.

Damn, look at this Ohiolander

by 17UMi November 4, 2024

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ohioluminescence

Radiant energy that reflects off of the Ohio rivers and floods into arcades. Discovered by Mike Oxlong.

Extremely radioactive.

Person A: "Wow, this golf course is so fun!"
Person B: "The Ohioluminescence got to him."
Person A: "tf?"

by quincinchess March 1, 2024

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Ohioan Gyattism Disorder (OGD) is a disorder affecting the muscles in the lower back, thigh and in severe cases, the head and neck. The first recorded case was in 1962 in Akron, Ohio affecting a 15-year-old boy "Mat Smith"
Symptoms include:

Pain and discomfort in the lower back, thigh, "behind" and neck.
As the disorder progresses it results in extreme back pain causing the patient to arch their back - thus promoting the progression of "Scoliosis"

At the end of its progression, the disorder causes the "Behind" of the patient to be inflamed, the inflammation can increase the behind's thickness to increase by 3-5 cm.

Person 1: Hey what happened to Mat?
Person 2: You didn't hear? He has OGD.
Person 1: Oh my god, my grandfather has Ohioan Gyattism Disorder!

by WhiteWolf_814519 March 14, 2024

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Ohioluminescence

When light electromagnetic radiation from the sun reflects off the Ohio river, creating the illusion of luminescence. Typically occurs between 2:00-3:00. It can be seen from multiple arcades in the vicinity.

Dad- Come on champ, we didn’t come to Cincinnati just to not see the ohioluminescence!

by Ohio Philosopher March 15, 2024

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