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top nep

Yo, neptune is da top nep
by Top nep November 26, 2017
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vers top

A gay who top another guy, but he enjoys sucking a dick before he fucks. A top guy, he only fucks ass and let suck his dick before he fucks.
hi, top bottom?
- vers top, but like to suck you as well.
by Marco Polo XXL September 20, 2023
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Top secret

When your bigger brother/ sister hides something on the top shelf and you don't know what it is because you're too short to see it.
My brother has been bothering me with that top secret for months.
by Psevo nim July 20, 2017
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Top 4

TOP 4 IS OFFICIALLY OVER. WE HAVE CONCEDED 6 FUCKING GOALS TO MANCHESTER SHITTY IN TOTAL. OUR DEFENSE ARE A BUNCH OF STATUE OF LIBERTIES NOT MARKING ANYONE OR STOPPING THE FUCKING CROSS FROM COMING IN. TERMINATE MAGUIRE'S CONTRACT. HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO PLAY FOR THE FUCKING BADGE LET ALONE THE PREM. HE JUST SAT THERE AND LET THE DAMN CROSS COME RIGHT IN AND LET DE BRUYNE SCORE UNMARKED TWICE. MAHREZ SCORES UNMARKED. WHERE IS THE DAMN DEFENSE? TOO SCARED TO GET COVID BECAUSE YOU WONT MARK ANYONE? WE GOT TRASHED 4-1. FOUR FUCKING ONE. WORST DEFEAT BY CITY IN A LONG FUCKING TIME. GET RID OF EVERYONE IN THIS JOKE CLUB. I AM SICK AND TIRED AND I AM ABOUT TO GET RID OF MY UNITED SHIRTS. I AM DONE WATCHING SHITTY PREFORMANCES EVERY FUCKING WEEK. WE WILL NOT WIN THE UCL AND WE WONT GET TOP 4. THIS CLUB IS OFFICIALLY FINISHED. MIGHT ASWELL DELETE THE DAMN CLUB BECAUSE WE WILL GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE. WE WILL GET DESTROYED BY LIVERPOOL, LOSE TO ARSENAL, DROP POINTS TO SPURS, AND LOSE TO CHELSEA. WE ARE AN EMBERASSING CLUB AND WE ARE A MEME. SUCH A FUCKING JOKE. MAGUIRE AND LINDELOF? FRED AND MCTOMINAY IN THE FUCKING DERBY? FUCK OFF. RANGNICK IS OLE IN DISGUISE . SHIT SHIT SHIT.
by VëN0mbúÑny June 2, 2022
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Top Grafter

Tayler is a top grafter,

Working 2 jobs

On his grind

Getting that paper
by Kezzabelle May 9, 2018
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Top Bugger

top bug-ger

-adjective

Splendid or magnificent: a top bugger performance by the team.

The best bum sex you've ever had.
"The Jean Tinguely exhibition at the Tate is top bugger."

OR

"That pint was top bugger."

And so on and so on.
by Jacobson Flint November 20, 2009
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blossom top

A gay man that identifies himself as a top but dresses like a woman
There that Blossom Top Johnny with his Pimpin Victoria secret outfit.
by Blossom Top April 29, 2021
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