12 Monkeys

A great sci-fi film with psychological themes. Stars Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt.

If all you watch is 2 Fast 2 Furious or other "teen" movies...12 Monkeys isn't for you.

by Cook111 May 2, 2006

monkey crack

Tainted marijuana of a poor quality.

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.

by Johnny Nitro September 19, 2006

Ohh, monkey.

Phrase that indicates sudden sexual pleasure or orgasm (male or female). Or if you want, it could mean absolutely nothing, only that you wanted to say "Ohhh, monkey." If used during sex, the phrase is then emphasized. "OHH, MONKEY!" *Must be said with an "oh face" and a voice similar to one having an orgasm.*

"Hey, check out that girl over there. She's practically naked."
"Ohh, monkey.."

"Hey, babe."
"What?"
"Ohh, monkey." (suddenly jizzes on face)

by Little Brown Brother October 19, 2010

strap monkey

train or subway commuter; usually used in a pejorative sense.

Just look at the blank faces on the strap monkeys. Poor swine condemned to suffer the indignities of London Underground day after day...

by hierophant January 19, 2006

monkey roll

A maneuver where an inebriated person who has fallen attempts to spring to their feet in the same movement, with outrageous results.

Dave ate it in the yard, then tried to monkey roll. He hit the tree.

by P'an Ku June 20, 2007

beaver monkey

Sexually active lesbian.
Aggressive homosexual female.

When going to Vixen in Provincetown, the beaver monkeys were all over the fresh meat.

by TekLust January 1, 2008

monkey grip

Not releasing an item from your hand, even if it is not needed or is having a negative affect.

Originating from the story of trapping monkeys. This is done by placing a banana behind a device that a monkey can easily get their hand through. While grabbing the fruit they make a fist that wont allow them to pull out and they wont let go of the banana.

Maybe if you let go of your monkey grip on those groceries you could open the door.

I had a monkey grip on the fork and couldn't catch the dropping plate of food.

by extrasketchy March 24, 2009