Afghan Magic Bullet

A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.

Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...

Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!

by whiskey_6 January 2, 2009

Russian Magic Trick

The sexual act of a woman pouring Vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it up while getting the man drunk in the process. The term magic trick comes from making the vodka disappear into the asshole and then making it reappear by licking it out.

Bro Charlie just got the wettest Russian Magic Trick from his girlfriend!!! I hope he wiped really well before it...

by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011

butt hole magic

Lube for a booty juke} Also known as BHM. Common forms of BHM include, KY Jelly, Anal Ease, Astroglide, Crisco, cooking oil, Penoil 10W-30, dish soap, grease from McDonalds, Vaseline, Jello, Turtle Wax, and soul glow.

I wanted to hit this bitch from the back, but I didn't have any Butt Hole Magic. Damn!!

by Trick Booty August 21, 2006

Magic 8-Ball

A sexual act of a bald woman performing oral sex, while the man shakes her head and asks her a question.

"Do you remember the bald girl I went out with?"
"Yeah! Did you Magic 8-Ball her?"

by WiseYoungOwl August 12, 2017

Magical Dish Fairy

Fairy that comes to your house in the middle of the night when you have a TON of dirty dishes and just zaps them away to the middle of the sahara desert. OR: When something isn't where you KNOw you left it.

"I SWEAR my XBox was right there and I woke up this morning and it's like the Magical Dish Fairy came by!"

by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005

magic carpet ride

The act of studying all night in college using adderall, not sleeping that following day and going out to drink later on that night. You're physically exhausted but your mind is entirely active. Party that night and experience the magic carpet ride.

"Finals were crazy but at least I got a magic carpet ride out of it"

by R 2.0 March 1, 2008

Magic Black Smoke

This type of smoke emits from a car or truck when it finally fails on you. This type of smoke is magical because it means it will NEVER run again.

Me: hey Joe, Why is Elmo kicking the crap out of his truck?
(Elmo in backround):YOU STUPID POS TRUCK *SMASH*
Joe: Magic Black Smoke came out of his tranny
Me: aw crap, well it is a dodge.

by AZredneck1862 July 28, 2009