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Machine Gun Swiping

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.
Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping
by Ricotis November 12, 2021
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Machine

A word most commonly used by "toronto mans" meaning gun.
"Yo dawg where's da machine"
by Stickwood Jr March 1, 2022
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Pulling a machine

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat
Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE
by MrBoar July 26, 2023
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Machine

(In a circle of crack heads, crettin their next rock) “Hurry up and pass us that there machine our kid.”
by Kravin April 7, 2022
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oven machine

A woman that “gets around” very easily to men. A baby making machine.
That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.
by Jeff storman January 14, 2025
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Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer
"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
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Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018
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