Velvet Lesbian

An emotionally pretentious person.
Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.

John is such a velvet lesbian. I have to pretend that I like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don't share his musical opinion.
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John

by butterbabez May 6, 2017

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lesbian pasta

A pasta dish containing a multitude of seafood elements. Can include but is not limited to: clams, mussels, prawns, calamari, fish, etc.

“Wow, although very fishy, this is some tasty lesbian pasta!”

by Steamy Joe June 21, 2019

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skater lesbian

A super cool lesbian who skates

G1: Woah! That girl is so cool!
G2: I know, right? She's like the skater lesbian of my dreams...

by mlemmelmlemmelmlem June 1, 2020

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Male lesbian

Drake

Drake is a male lesbian

by zl Greed lz September 23, 2021

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Lesbian Culture

Lesbian Culture is when a lesbian tweets "I want a girlfriend" and other lesbians reply "me too" but nobody makes a move.

Person 1: I want a girlfriend
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: This is Lesbian Culture

by nope_thanks August 6, 2022

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londyn the lesbian

she is your local lesbian queen. she’s the queen of all emos and is still in the closet but is very very gay. everyone thinks she’s straight but she absolutely loves girls.

i heard londyn the lesbian is gay… but everyone thinks she’s straight

by babycakes489 May 15, 2022

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