here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.
billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘
by lemon soup July 21, 2023
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Get the Lemon Hummusmug. To lemon teabag means for a beautiful lady to receive oral with her partners face under her, as in the common phrase taco dip, similar to to the male form of teabagging. See karma sutra positions 170, 146 and 158 for reference.
Why don't you come over so we can watch some david attenborough documentaries and I can lemon teabag you?
by seaflapflap May 18, 2018
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Get the Lemon Meringue Piemug. When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.
by ProfessorofRealEnglishWords November 29, 2022
Get the Texan Lemon Dropmug. An annoying discord kitten who tries to gain power by flirting with the head admin. Other traits include excessive TikTok use and genshin impact addiction. When losing argument, they would call you an immature kid.
The lemon: earth is flat.
You: no
The lemon: ye it is the ground is flat.
You: it’s actually slightly curved.
The lemon: the images I see shows a flat circle. And lots of people disappear every year so they must have fallen off.
You: no, they would still be on earth and besides people have already circumnavigated the earth.
The lemon: but famous tiktokers said it is flat and they cannot be wrong.
You: bruh
The lemon:well you don’t know anything because you did not agree with me you immature kid, and I’m definitely older than you!
You: stop being such a lemon Xd lol.
The lemon: please ban this kid(with pretty eyes and UwUs).
You: no
The lemon: ye it is the ground is flat.
You: it’s actually slightly curved.
The lemon: the images I see shows a flat circle. And lots of people disappear every year so they must have fallen off.
You: no, they would still be on earth and besides people have already circumnavigated the earth.
The lemon: but famous tiktokers said it is flat and they cannot be wrong.
You: bruh
The lemon:well you don’t know anything because you did not agree with me you immature kid, and I’m definitely older than you!
You: stop being such a lemon Xd lol.
The lemon: please ban this kid(with pretty eyes and UwUs).
by Mama joe yes December 28, 2021
Get the Lemonmug.