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kicking back

"I thought you'd be kicking back today", in light of the midnight crash between the motorcycle, the go-kart, and two ostriches.

(kicking back comes from the Latin ~ Balagopalottoknicker meaning lean back, put your feet on the old balago ottoman, and stick your hand in your shorts)

When you "kick back", "kick it back", or "kick it" what you are doing is relaxing.

One night, German, Fredrick the Glob threw his legs up on his out of work Cossack butler who was gathering cold klinkers off the floor, while wearing a bear skin coat. Fredrick sighed and said, "GUTTEN KOSAK".

A passing Englishman, by the name of John Wasserman (which means man who pass much water from only one beer) thought he had said hassack. Wasserman rushed home to England and threw a sheepskin over a strumpet. Whenever Wasserman was kicking back and havin a cold Leinenkugel's from Bavaria, he would bellow, "HASSACK", and the stumpet came running with the sheepskin blanket.

Englishman, David Stool improved on the hassack. Stool was a furniture maker, and began manufacturing a padded piece to match his chairs. Thus was born the Foot Stool.

I know this to be English. One night in a London bar filled with the village people, I heard one man say to another, in a very cockney accent, "May I push your stool in."

Just a tidbit. In 1650, during the Reformation, English law decreed it illegal to keep strumpets at home any longer. Sales of Foot Stools increased greatly, and David Stool became a Hundredaire.
Anyhow, back to the meaning of kicking back, if you are sitting at home with your friends doing absolutely nothing, you can say that you are "just kicking it". This expression is considered to be slang and therefore used only in informal contexts.

Here are a few examples;

*After the exam, my friends and I kicked it at home last night.

*Some people complain that most government employees go to the office, just kick it back until they have to go home.

*This expression has more or less the same meaning as "chill out".

*I have a new foot stool and I'm kicking back tonight with a cold Leinenkugel.
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kick an emma day

October 18th is National Kick an Emma Day. If you see someone named Emma in the hallways, kick her.
On Nationa Kick an Emma day, you should kick Emma.
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roundhouse kick to the face

a technique used by karate experts like Chuck Norris, Stephen Segal and Barry Gleeson to knock out anything that has a heartbeat
.....see that bouncer over there, I know if I had to I could go over there and roundhouse kick to the face!

do you want a roundhouse kick to the face
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Kentucky Kruchneauv Kick

Its when your screwing a girl from behind and just before your about to cum you say "Kruchneauv" (to the best of your abilitly). Once she turns around in thinking shes being banged by the russian guy from rocky, you cum in her eyes ,therefore blinding her, and kick her in her vagina and run.
Last night was soo hilarious, i gave my teacher a Kentucky Kruchneauv Kick.
by Profounder May 30, 2010
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Cunt Kicking Carnival

Where the are you are in is prominently full of females you hate, you may wish to initiate a cunt kicking carnival. Thus sprinting at full pace towards each female kicking them whole-heartedly in the cunt.

A successful Cunt Kicking Carnival will see at least 5 women left infertile, numb and incredibly swollen around the vaginal area.
Those fucking lesbians are stood in are part of the playground. Time to initiate a Cunt Kicking Carnival .
by Big Jonno October 16, 2008
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kick dat hoe

A famous samurai warrior known for killing men, then nailing their wives just before he punted them in the ass. This odd trademark led to hundreds of women being branded in the ass by kik dat hoe's size 12 Jordans.
"Dirty Slut, how did you get that mark across your fat ass?".... "It was a sneak attack by Kik Dat Hoe."
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wicked sick kicks

An expression of admiration for ones shoes
yo! Those some wicked sick kicks dawg!
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