Jordan

Usually like to bully others but is also described as a DOM NAAI

“Jordan is a real dim naai”

by Micael.brown November 21, 2023

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.

Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie

by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023

jordan needham

a very good looking man who is always snapin and talking

jordan needham is so kawaii

by kawaiigirl001 November 4, 2020

Jordan

A girl/boy/both like no other, Jordan is an amazing person that you could always trust. When ever you see Jordan you get butterflies because he/she/they makes you feel so special. They are very protective and will always be by your side! All in all Jordan is an amazing person to be around! she/he/they is a very creative person! Jordan is a very sexy hot man/woman/both!!

Friend: Hey Jordan
Jordan: hey -name- , wow you look amazing!
Friend: 🦋 🦋🦋🦋

by Truth.co.za June 19, 2021

Jordan

That Nigga just a bitch, he’s ugly af and looks all quemado and shit. Fucking burnt ass tortilla. I just know his room smells like ass

Ew it’s that ugly ass Nigga Jordan and his dad who sucks in seeds.

by Yesniggaitstrue September 20, 2022

Jordanation

the word "Jordanation" or Jordanating" means a person named "jordan" jerking off

"hey guys look! he loves jordanation" "I'm jordanating it!"

by fella cancer October 1, 2025

Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017