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joke

The link on Urban Dictionary when your friends take that joke a little too seriously.
Person A: Hey C you look as shitty as a camels abortion
Person B: Dude apologize, that's not nice of you to say
Person C:*Links them this definition of joke*
by kystor December 18, 2017
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Sstein Joke

Any of the following parts constitute a Sstein Joke:

(a) coarse, grotesquely sexual, often of a homosexual nature.

(b) physical; i.e. a person showing their ass.

(c) very long

(d) extremely unfunny

(e) religious, personal, highly inappropriate.
What did he do? He just made a Sstein joke about two elder homosexuals engaging in acts of bestiality.
by RSI creator March 31, 2009
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Coffee joke

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.
my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.
by terrobite December 14, 2018
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Ritvick joke

A joke which is funny in no way. It is the most unfunniest joke ever known to humanity.
Ritvick said, “What did the cowboy say to the cow?”
I said, “what?”
He replied, “Boy”
This is a Ritvick joke
by CumGobbler69 May 30, 2023
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A joke

Donald Trump himself.
You're a JOKE!

HAH WHAT A JOKE!

That ain't a joke....
by Poplyx November 15, 2020
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inside joke

Everyone seems to be in on it except you
Person 1: Ugh what did you get on the math test?
Person 2: Utah, duh.

Person 1: HAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY OMIGOD
Person 3 (you): Um how?
Person 2: *sighs dramatically* It's an inside joke.
by bobTheBuilder322 December 4, 2020
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Joke

A word described by having fun and lying in a funny way!!
You: hey wanna hear a joke?
Your friend: uh..ya?
You: why cant a leopard hide?
Your friend: why?
You: because he is always spotted!!
You: HAHAHA
by CRACKHEAD:[ November 20, 2019
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