Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.
by Chris Searle December 08, 2007
(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
When one realizes that they seem to be the only one that hates something or someone that everyone else loves, enjoys, or praises, because they still harbor memories of when said person or thing used to suck.
Person 1: "Everybody loves Robert Downey Jr. now & I just don't get it. I guess I'm stuck seeing him as the awful, trainwreck he was when he was younger."
Person 2: "Sounds like you've got Jimmy Fallon Syndrome."
Person 2: "Sounds like you've got Jimmy Fallon Syndrome."
by noSreanganOrm March 30, 2023
a tongue twister of an urban legend.
Giant Dick Jimmy drew out his giant Jackhammer and busted a nut inside a jack Rabbit and Swung out his 10 inch and said fuck me faster.
by fedorapandora3783 June 10, 2021
An absolutely amazing band from Mesa, Arizona who broke into the mainstream scene of music in 2001 by releasing their album "Bleed American", which is probably the best, as well as the first true blend of Pop Punk and Emo, with some elements of Power Pop as well. "Bleed American" was followed by "Futures" in 2004 which was darker and almost better than it's predecessor. Before all of that they released "Clarity" in 1999 which was at first a commercial failure, but, has since gained cult status and is credited as a major influence on the Emo subgenre of music, being considered as the best Emo album ever by some critics. So basically, they're incredible.
by PostRock/PostHardcore January 07, 2017
the gayest person on earth.
nobody likes him.
or her.
he thinks hes cool.
but hes not.
hes gay.
and definitely NOT a kick ass teacher.
im not even sure if he is a teacher.
he cannot teach for anything.
he cant cook.
he cant sew.
he cant work a computer.
he lives with his mother who lives across the roaad from the school. she makes sure he brings a healthy sandwhich to school for lunch with the crust cut off.
and gives him enough change for an orange juice or apple.
nobody likes him.
or her.
he thinks hes cool.
but hes not.
hes gay.
and definitely NOT a kick ass teacher.
im not even sure if he is a teacher.
he cannot teach for anything.
he cant cook.
he cant sew.
he cant work a computer.
he lives with his mother who lives across the roaad from the school. she makes sure he brings a healthy sandwhich to school for lunch with the crust cut off.
and gives him enough change for an orange juice or apple.
jimmy siu: well im off to school, mama.
mama: wait jimmy, dont forget your dollar for your juice.
jimmy: yes mama
mama: wait jimmy, dont forget your dollar for your juice.
jimmy: yes mama
by iluvjassie January 14, 2007