Toe jam wedgy

A recently developed wrestling/submission hold, in which the opponent is placed in a prone position, the legs are folded at the knee, ankles are crossed and the underpants are pulled as to hook the toes under the waistband.

Holy hell, he totally toe jam wedgied that kid. That was an epic toe jam wedgy.

by Scott the zippy December 28, 2011

slutty slam jam

the act of slamming (aggressively thrusting) a male's gentiles either around or inside a female's oral or genital region. This may be an act of force or an act of mutuality.

some guy to his sexual deviant friend: yo you get some slappy last night with that girl?

sexual deviant: homie you know I fuckin slutty slam jammed that narc.

by slutter November 25, 2007

Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement

Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam

by Guy F. March 28, 2022

make a cold jam

To have sex

"Last night we make a cold jam at her place."

by Billy007 April 14, 2012

Jam the Shelf Angel

Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.

Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”

Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”

Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”

by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022

Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow

Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam

by Moped mania March 17, 2021

Jelly fish jam

Showing affection to oneself or significant other via intercourse or other sexually pleasing acts whilst using jelly jam as lubricant and “ jamming “ it. To increase the effectiveness of the word people may also listen to jelly fish jam and watch the jelly fish jam episode of spongebob.

Yo on god we was having sex last night bro and I gave her the jelly fish jam.

by Grubby fingernails September 9, 2019