waste of human breath

When someone is useless to a degree that the air they breathe is considered to be going to waste

It’s an exaggerated insult meant as sarcasm for someone or group of people screwing something up which is extremely simple and in million years you don’t expect anyone to screw it so using this phrase you are questioning them consuming the air in the atmosphere

He was asked to bring a cake to the party and he showed up with a 5 cupcakes, it is such a waste of human breath

She literally burnt eggs while boiling them, she is a waste of human breath

They were to take a family picture where they seemed normal and after 30 attempts they couldn’t it, they are just waste of human breath

by time-is-sarcastic May 12, 2025

The Breath Of Marsailles and Versailles (France).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Marsailles and Versailles (France).

by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025

breathing lump

a person so lazy they seem to barely exist

i thought she was a lump on a log untill i saw her the breathing lump

by ICEANT June 5, 2021

butter breath

the breath of a man that eats too much butter and that has a mustache. additional points for if he has any facial hair on his chin and the butter dribbles down onto said facial hair

yo, he's got that butter breath.
oh my god i made out with diego the other day and he had that nasty butter breath...

by CedricArnold April 11, 2022

SideChick Breath

That faint scent or enticing smell you get a whiff of while sitting at the bar between your fourth and fifth cocktail. It’s the distinct smell of sidechick breath. It smells like you have a chance.

While sitting at the Bar , drinking my fourth whiskey sour , all of a sudden some

pretty ladies walked by, and I could smell the distinct sweet scent of sidechick breath

by Fatphil August 8, 2022

birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.

"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."

by Acey Deucy October 3, 2020

The Egg Breath

A sexual practice where the receiver farts into the givers mouth and then blown back into said receivers face.
Similar to the Egg Cup but with your mouth.

“I was going down on this girl and she farted in mouth, so I gave her The Egg Breath”

by MasterPainAKABetty August 12, 2021