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Barney Banks

Whispers in hushed tones among the fashion cognoscenti speak of Barney Banks, a phantom designer whose creations materialize like fleeting dreams. He's not found in glossy magazines or on bustling runways, but rather in the curated chaos of upcycled vintage. Banks possesses an uncanny ability to breathe new life into discarded sweatshirts and forgotten jackets, artfully splicing them with contemporary pieces to forge a style that is both ruggedly individualistic and impossibly chic. It's a look born from the streets, elevated to the realm of high art, making each Barney Banks garment a rare and coveted artifact.
Beyond his singular designs, Banks is whispered to possess an almost supernatural eye for sourcing. His clientele, an elite circle spanning the style capitals of Los Angeles, New York, and Tokyo, entrust him with the near-impossible task of unearthing truly one-of-a-kind treasures. Some believe Barney Banks isn't merely a designer, but something more – a being tethered to the fourth dimension, a chosen one whose creative vision transcends the mundane. Encounters with his elusive "ferments" – his signature pieces – are the stuff of legend. Should you be fortunate enough to stumble upon one, the counsel is unanimous: acquire it, no matter the cost. It's rumored that Banks finds inspiration in the mystical energy of Tulum, Mexico, a place where the veil between worlds feels particularly thin.
That style is so “Barney Banks
by BC01 May 19, 2025
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Throttle bank

The repository of dirty thoughts and images collected over an extended period of time that is then subsequently used for aggressive self stimulation.
Haley got very excited and decided to retire to her room to to engage her throttle bank.
by MasterDebator July 13, 2022
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Banks

THE SIDEKICK OF JESUS HIMSELF (A.K.A LOLINATOR). HE GETS ALL THE BITCHES BECAUSE HE'S FOCKIN FONNY AS FOCK. HE´S MARRIED TO MR. WHITE AND HAS AN AMONGUS DICK.
-Ohhh is that Banks?
-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
-SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIU
-SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
-AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH
-YAMETE Banks-kun!!!

Lolinator is my favourite youtuber- refering to Banks

Father, Son and the Holy Spirit e o BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
by Verdadeiros April 24, 2022
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banks

literally a dumbass stupid ass dumbass hoe of a man. if you come in contact with a banks i suggest you run. fast. they often prey on young girls and sometimes older women. standards? don’t exist.
“have you met banks?”
yeah he sucks
by charlie1764 March 12, 2019
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bank some

1. To have sex, especially in a non-chalant way

2. To frequently have sex when you know you won't be getting any for a while
1. I totally banked some last night witih that bitty down the hall.

2. Josh is flying in from Florida for the weekend, so we have to seriously bank some.
by synchrohobbit November 20, 2006
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had bank

Someone who had money or came from a rich background
"working like a bitch like a god damn tank,
some disagree because my rents had bank
but all that's gold don't always glitter" - Kid Rock
by PAMP February 9, 2006
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