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give someone ur sweater day

december 3rd is a day that a guy gives his friend that is a girl his sweater
girl:it's december 3rd which means its give someone ur sweater day
guy: oh dang *gives sweater*
by theoneandonlytheyfemboy December 2, 2020
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National give Bartek Head Day

28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head
Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head
by Bartek34256 September 28, 2022
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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020
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I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022
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alexio giving me something day

20 November - In this day, everyone named Alexio has to buy you something that they want!
In 20 November aka Alexio giving me something day, Alexio gave me a washing hair machine as a gift for today!
by givemesomething.id November 19, 2020
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