Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

Person 1: “do you have a girlfriend?”
Me: “no”

by Thefuckingprincess January 12, 2022

National Girlfriend day

Do anything your girlfriend says it's national girlfriend day. January 17!

M: Hey babe
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!

by LxzyDxmon January 14, 2022

National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day

Buy your girlfriend a book.

a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.

"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"

by littlegirllovesmsut September 16, 2022

Girlfriend sharing

When a guy shares his girlfriend with his male friend

Hey bro do you mind girlfriend sharing with me since I have no date to the movies?

by Hotstuff23 September 21, 2022

National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.

Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

by Ptr094 September 24, 2022

Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.

Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still

by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022