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Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.
I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Garrett

very short with an even shorter temper
“Garrett told me to f off this morning
by lollolloveerrr November 17, 2021
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Garrett

Garretts are a beacon of hope an delight for humanity, sent from heaven to make our world a better place.
These Garretts like to listen to music, play music and sing. They live on the waves of sound.

Garretts usually have warm smiles and bright eyes where ever they goes. The world treats him as if he's a godsend, (which he might be)
A Garrett's smile can literally brighten a room.
Garrett tend to have many friends surrounding him. He makes everyone feel good about themselves so he attracts alot of people to him.

A Garrett is usually a real gentleman and lady swooper even tho he might not realise it himself. Marking them as "just friends".

Garretts makes amazing boyfriends and bffs. They are very loyal and will stick by you no matter what comes. He will make you feel special and cared for as long as you give them the same attention they need.

If you ever found yourself a good Garrett keep him close, you might never see one of these amazing people again
Person1: Have you seen Garrett around here?
Person2: Yeah Garrett is over there singing in karoeke.
by Birbados November 21, 2021
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Garrett

Garrett has tiny PP… he also often experiences frequent anal leakage… he has an oversized big toe that makes his PP look like tiny gummy worm… he also has a dog named basil
by Dirtysox74 November 22, 2021
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girren

Best imessage pool player you’ll ever know
Girren beat me in pool 5 times in a row
by Definitely not girren November 22, 2021
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Garrett

Garrett is usually someone with a tiny dick and has clinical depression he is fat and eats to cope with his mommy issues and watches gay porn
Garrett is so gay
No one likes Garrett
by Bigham42069 November 23, 2021
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garrey

A very narcissistic, charming person. Usually found in the popular crowd, but his close friends are far from the group. This person also keeps his relationships very exclusive and affectionate. Oh… and they have insane stroke game.
Person 1- Im so sad to see Garrey leave our school.
Person 2- Me too, he always knew how to keep a conversation going in the crowd!
by TeslaSwappedCamaro November 23, 2021
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