As black as a goats arse

Something the is really dark in color or scene; Pitch black.

We were walking through the house in the dead of night, It was as black as a goats arse, we couldn't see a thing.

by symbology March 15, 2016

Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

by Dollerhide May 23, 2012

son of a mountain goat

A wee bit of a trumpet

hairdo at the SEDO

by stu morrison August 06, 2003

Go blow a goat

Derrogatory term invented by the WBVA(wello boys vigilantee assosiation)Often hurled at escaping criminals, or ungratfull police officers.

Go blow a goat you fuckign uless pig.

by Wello boys _05 March 07, 2005

goat talk

When you have a passion for goats and talk about them all the time.

Girl 1: "Damn boi, did you hear about that goat that jumped over 3 dogs?"
Boy 1: "Yeah I did. #goat talk"

by Clarcus June 24, 2018

horny goat weed

Horny goat weed is an ingredient in some kind of energy drink. This specific spice, if you wanna call it that, is used to make goats horny so that they breed. I think it's one of the main ingredients in monster or one of those well liked energy drinks. Read the labels people!!!

No wonder my friend was horny after he drank that Monster, there's horny goat weed in it!!!

by BleedingBullet March 28, 2008

billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.

"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth December 16, 2007