give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

by best rust player in the school May 05, 2023

I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.

guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022

national give a caitlyn a hug day

for all the caitlyn’s out there, your day is here 💗

“hey, i think we should give that caitlyn a hug!”
“why”
“because it’s national give a caitlyn a hug day!”

by apriI October 21, 2021

I’ll give u a fire succ

Something you say to try to bribe someone to give you something or to get them to do something

UrbanDictionary Admin:Sorry, this isn’t a real definition.
Josh: I’ll give u a fire succ if you put this on the site anyways

by Dead A55 May 12, 2018

National give a hug to your crush

You have to give your crush a hug if not your a pussy

For example you see your crush you walk up to them and give em a hug that’s National give a hug to your crush

by 25Hockey25 October 25, 2019

can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it

by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022

give your girl a hoodie day

on november 7th you can give your girlfriend a hoodie for one day :)

boyfriend: here have my hoodie
girlfriend: what why?
boyfriend: it’s give your girl a hoodie day!

by marcella rodriguez October 23, 2020