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bumper dump

When a person needs to take a crap, but no toilet is readily available. You drop your pants, set your coccyx-area down on the bumper of the nearest car, and crap (mostly) onto the ground.

This maneuver is usually performed by a "SF Mission Hipster", after he/she has consumed several Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Bonus points if the car is a symbol of gentrification, such as a German compact sedan.
Bro #1: Dude. come check out my sweet new BMW 418!

Bro #2: Brah, it looks like someone pulled a bumper dump on you, and missed a bit.

Bro #1: Dude. Lets go back to the Marina and drown our sorrows at Bar None with some beer-pong! Did you bring the rufees?

Bro #2: Brah, I wouldn't have it any other way. Let's go crush some beercans against our foreheads!
by JBlackfoot September 11, 2014
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digital dumping

Digital dumping has two (2) meanings: (1) digital dumping is defined as an activity to dispose of e-waste in view of environmental harms and health concerns (example: the dumping of electronic waste and obsolete digital equipment, laptops or pcs, other computer equipment, smartphones and monitors into landfills, waters and/or on foreign lands) and definition (2) digital dumping is defined as "opinion dumping' with the definition being the dumping or 'dishing out' of opinions and criticisms using online #socialmedia platforms (e.g. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, WeChat and others). Both have implications in terms of public health, environmental impacts and
The ramifications of digital dumping are being investigated as evidence emerges that more advantaged countries are dumping (exporting) tons of digital waste (e-waste) into less advantaged countries such as Africa, Asia, India and others, especially since circuit boards, smart phones and computer screens contain copper, gold, zinc, beryllium, and tantalum, lead based coatings and lithium batteries; the health effects of digital dumping are a major concern as is the pollution impact on the environment. In terms of social media digital dumping, the ramifications to psycho-social and mental health are a growing concern in relation to the suicide risks of bullying across digital channels; brands must also remain vigilant bout digital dumping from ex-employees or disgruntled consumers.
by Mayb, April May 17, 2019
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Skittle Dump

When your shit is in small pellet like clumps
Man, I just had a skittle dump, your toilet is messed up now.
by James 6 Inches Rude January 23, 2017
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dump shit

The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.
She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?
by CGPsaint April 21, 2017
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system dump

what happens when i drop my computer and it breaks forever.. :(
me: --drops computer--

computer: system dump complete..--dies--
by epicfaiilllll August 6, 2008
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Mayan Dump

when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump
Clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump
by putmeincoach February 12, 2013
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turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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