Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.
Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017
Get the Chronic Dry Ballsmug. by Marleysj May 12, 2018
Get the Dry my swimmersmug. A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc
This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
Get the Dry Land Sharkmug. To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.
He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.
by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022
Get the Wedge in a dry onemug. by SodaChan November 8, 2022
Get the dry ass pattiesmug. Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.
by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016
Get the Brazilian Blow Drymug. Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!
by Epic Cool Guy May 25, 2020
Get the Dry aged beefmug.