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Dan

Dan is a very silly person. He is considered to be the 'weird kid outsider' to others, but to his closest friends, he is a goofy goober who is very kind and awesome. When you get to know him he is such an amazing person and you will love him very much. Dan also can be very random, like saying some gibberish nonsense or making silly noises. Dan also seems to randomly disappear sometimes. He is suspected to be the 'admin' of the world and has silly commands like /e fly. He also has great humor and is a very reasonable person. I love Dan :)))
"Dan is so silly, he is such a little goober!"
"If you see Dan, say hi to him for me."
by lemon the silly fox :))) March 20, 2024
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Dan the fucktard

It's a guy named Dan who is paranoid of every one who is by him he thinks that every one is out to dis him or take some thing from him. A guy who will go out of his way to do another wrong because in his mind you did some thing to him but you don't know it . Happens others because of his own twisted thoughts like"hey he looked at me like I was stupid" and Dan will sell revenge upon you for it.
Your neighbor Dan the fucktard flattened my tire because he said I slammed my door hard so he would be disturbed and make him mad on purpose. What a fucktard
by Maedforyou August 9, 2023
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Dan Petcash Syndrome

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.
Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK
by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020
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Dan the man

A man in a sea of women but gets through like a fish
Dan : hola chicas

Surf instructor: open your ass

Dan the man a man of all
by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025
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Dan Michelow

Dan Michelow the sexiest Man alive and has a medium sized dick not even..... But is soul mates with Yael
Omg Dan Michelow you sexy
by Gaiiiiboiiiiii69 April 8, 2021
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Dirty dan

Violently shoving your hand in lube and fisting someone called Rossi
by Sexiest boi April 16, 2021
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Dan Kills

Going assassin mode, but only when your fellow comrades have been already executed.
Guess who's alive. "go ahead and get your Dan Kills"
by Nawsayn August 17, 2023
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