cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.

Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?

by Truxtin May 2, 2024

crossing the beams

1. usually associated with marijuana, when you mix either 2 different types of marijuana together or you mix marijuana with some other drug.

joe: yo man ready to smoke some dank bud.

jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.

joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS

by dsdsdsssdsdd June 9, 2011

Cross Drunk

The act of getting extremely irritated following the ingestion of too much alcohol.

Brutus was so cross drunk last night he ripped the front door off the hinges!

by mcuicchi May 23, 2008

Southern border crossing

Where two guys are going down on the same girl and one is eating the pussy and one is eating the ass and then they kiss

Me and my buddy did a southern border crossing on Maria after the party last night.

by A 1969 Honda civic October 14, 2023

Cross teaming

a word what does not make scene and a nit called kai

THERE CROSS TEAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lee kirwan April 12, 2019

Pretzel-crossed

Verb; The action of someone sitting criss-crossed apple sauce (A shorter word for it)

"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"

by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022