by Corvidae88 July 24, 2024
Get the Coles Crossing Dad mug.To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.
-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!
by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025
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Some people think people who play Animal Crossing are furries and should be rejected from society. That is a rotten lie!
Some people think people who play Animal Crossing are furries and should be rejected from society. That is a rotten lie!
by thetorofangirl May 7, 2025
Get the animal crossing mug.by JoshFireFalcon100 December 3, 2022
Get the crossed mug."My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022
Get the cross-ribbed ape watcher mug.A scat infused shit land full of used and dirty condoms, Disabled people and the neighbour Steve who is wanted for arson of the Leeds kirkgate market.
Person 1: we are finally in Leeds where should we go
Person 2: I have an idea lets go to Cross Gates Shopping centre
Person 3: you steaming pile of monkey shit, I don't want to get stabbed in cross gates. I'd go to harehills for that
Person 2: I have an idea lets go to Cross Gates Shopping centre
Person 3: you steaming pile of monkey shit, I don't want to get stabbed in cross gates. I'd go to harehills for that
by Mr Arson July 7, 2023
Get the Cross Gates mug.Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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