Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.

"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"

by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018

Chinese Head-butt

Two guys have their penis locked in a Chinese finger trap. For fun or competition to see who can get out of it first.

theres only one way to settle this, Chinese head-butt! winner take all

by therogoodchappelle December 21, 2018

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

go chinese

to purposely not wash or use deoderant. similar to lower class chinese people. it saves money.

i don't have much on this week i think i will stay at home and go chinese

by DJ Wechat January 5, 2019

chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer

Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck

by Aussie_mechanic June 12, 2018

Chinese Roulette

Buying heroin, fentanyl or dilaudid off the street, which could either be good pharmaceutical grade or could be some of the killer crap China's sending over by the containerload.

Carson died? How? - Played Chinese roulette at the grad party, man. Never woke up.
Ima play me some Chinese roulette, my back hurting so bad.

by PracticalPainiac June 16, 2018

Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018