Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
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cheese curd

you like cheese curd = wisconsin person
by lanmor2013 August 20, 2023
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Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.
I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.
by Eaton Holgoode December 07, 2018
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Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.
"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"
by That's what Santa said December 03, 2011
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Cheese Whittle

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)
Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!
by NorthSneads November 22, 2022
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U.K Cheese

Hey, let’s go get some U.K Cheese

Dude, you do realize that’s marijuana right

Yea, I know
by AnonymousMarowak2817 April 04, 2020
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Cheese Attack

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.
The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.
by Cheese Attack April 02, 2015
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