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on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
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Cross

a place in South Carolina where all the loyal guys live.
Im gone get a man from cross so i don’t get cheated on.
by LoChris August 24, 2021
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Cross Dubs

Aggressive humping with your hands crossed on her waist
Stissi cross dubbed the shit out of Mariella last night

I caught so many cross dubs my back hurts

I’m going to be crippled from all the cross dubs I been catching
by CrossDubs4Lyfe July 9, 2022
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Naughty and Crosses

The naughts and crosses equivalent of strip poker, naughty and crosses is a situation where you play naughts and crosses and the loser of each round takes off a piece of clothing.
“We should spice things up tonight...”
“You're so right! Let's play naughty and crosses!”
by C L G February 5, 2021
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cross body

When you fuck a girl from the back with your right hand on her left love handle and, your left on her right.
“i cross bodied the fuck out of that hoe”
“ i fucked her and you already know i hit her with those cross body (proceeds to air hump with his hands crossed over)”
by loverboyyyy321 August 16, 2022
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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