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Why

Why? Huh you stupid twat why?
by Sktxhtf June 6, 2019
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And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.
"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
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Why

If You Trip On A Giant Y You will wonder why

Because the universe did it
Person : * Runs And Trips On A Y

Person : WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by I Sexually Identify As Tom April 10, 2017
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Why

Why is commonly used to ask if someone would like to have yiff with them, standing for:
Wanna
Have
Yiff
People use why as a way of questioning someone or using it as an excuse, do not listen to these people as they are using the word wrong and are mentally ill.
WARNING!!
Using this word excessively will cause an entity called the “huge furry goth mommy” to spawn. If you have summoned the huge furry goth mommy you need to run as fast as possible, because they will do despicable and barbaric things that nobody deserves to you if it catches you!
Mom: “your grounded!”
Son: “WHY?!”
by OZERALE November 23, 2024
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why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.
by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018
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Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 6, 2022
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