Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible

Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time

by Cole4nu January 9, 2024

School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.

Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.

by kylerrat November 12, 2023

Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...

Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...

by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023

Snake Beater

Someone who, for some reason, likes to call their friends while in a locker, masturbating to pictures of Japanese models.

“I’m still in a dream, Snake Beater!”

by Icommidtie8756 November 27, 2023

IG Beater

A man who masturbates to a woman that he knows instagram page privetly.

Person 1: Did you hear that max was beating to emily's IG page?

Person 2: Yeah, hes an IG Beater

by terk! March 8, 2024

bo beater

A cheater or a dishonest partner

She decided to talk to guys behind my back. I called her out for her bo beater-ness.

by VinceyMango March 21, 2024

Cat beater

Those demons that beat yo’ cat to the ground.

My boyfriend is the best cat beater around.

by lovelypanda610 April 9, 2024