Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006

more beach days

Ryan Miller large juicy wiener in my mouth

All I want for Christmas is more beach days

by Muff8907 December 22, 2021

Beach

If you don't wanto to be censored by saying "bitch" try this!

YOU BEACH! WHY WOULD YOU SHEAT ON MY MATTRESS!?

by Berial February 16, 2024

Sam beach Williams

A massive raging woofter a bender an arse bandit even

Damn you just got penetrated by a tranny "what a sam beach Williams moment"

by Sam beach Williams February 18, 2024

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.

It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather

by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019

On beach

The ultimate and unchanging expression of what is real.

The sky is blue - on beach.
The Hunger Games Catching Fire is peak cinema - on beach.

by teampeeta12 December 5, 2025

Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.

I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.

by Zikiro April 1, 2015