Brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot
“brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot”
by fart poop fart poo February 2, 2020

Brandon is a very assured man. He portrays himself as confident, strong, and absolutely careless. He strives to be the type of person no one's met before. And he absolutely achieves that with his amazing humor and smarts. He is the funniest and wittiest person you'll ever meet. Still no matter how careless and goofy he seems, he works hard and won't stop until he's where he wanted to be. He's a very harsh but honest and loyal person. He will stick with you until he absolutely can't. Although he's so tough and intimidating, his heart softens for three people: his grandma, his significant other, and his future daughter. He believes he's the type of person to live alone, as he's been alone his entire life. He fears he doesn't know how to love and pushes himself away when he's scared he'll hurt you. He portrays himself as heartless, but he cares so much and he loves hard, he just doesn't know how to show it. Be patient with him. He's just a broken guy who doesn't know love. Wait and guide him through his anger and his stupid decisions, help him get where he needs to go and stick by his side. He's not someone worth losing. Be the one person to show him that he's not alone, show him real love. I love you asawa ko. Mahal kita sinta.
Person: hey who's that?
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating
Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating
Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
by Soni-chan May 24, 2024

He is most likely to be gay but nice kind and sweet who has always got your back. He will have brown hair and brown eyes with Ariana Grandes friend. He will be the most popuarlest boy in school and have all the girls as friends.
by Hailey Reigh February 5, 2019

Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!
Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!
Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!
Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022

hes a wonderful person. he has a big heart and deserves the world. he may have some short attention spans but he will listen to you always. he is always gonna be there for you unless you do something he doesn’t like. he don’t like when you do shit he don’t like.
by unicornmazer June 19, 2023

So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.
by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023

A Dinger linger a Brandon is a dingle berry a piece of shit stuck to some ones ass aka a dingle berry that just lingers you cant seem to get rid of it it wont fall off and wont wipe off . So in other words a piece shit stuck to some ones ass .Also a dumb ass meth head who thinks he takes care of his children but doesn't do shit .
Friend 1 "Dude i have a Brandon in my Butt hair that I just cant get off". Friend 2 "Dude ewwww Hot single mom 1 " dude Brandon get a job". Hot single mom 2 " Where is Brandon?" Hot single mom 1 " Probably some where stuck to some ones ass" "Fucker"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BrandonleeHow??????? February 27, 2022
