The Ballinger Slaughter

An act where you chop your Type 6 Autistic sister’s boobs off and put them in a crockpot and blend the remains. Next, the sister dismembers the guy’s cock and microwaves it for one minute and puts sugar in the tip and have an elongated dinner with your sister while chewing the cock and the boobs

Me and Sophia did the ballinger slaughter.

by Slaughtering User August 11, 2021

Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.

He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'

by Miss Ted August 30, 2021

Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

dirty balin

When you are bent over by your friend and you shit on their cock

Damn you did a dirty balin

by Hugecar November 23, 2021

Sleigh-ballin’

When your riding your mans dick, grab his shirt, lean back and ride him like sleigh.

Babe I’m going to ride you sleigh-ballin style tonight, ho ho ho jingle sleigh-ballin’ mother fucker

by Bass Jackson January 13, 2022

Sleep-Ballin

Unintentionally spending money (eg buying things or online shopping) while asleep.

Long story short, I accidentally dropped $1.6k on an Amiri shirt while sleep-ballin last night..

by Cyrus Ruffy February 12, 2022

Cock Ballin

Opposite of Ball Cockin; Cock Ballin is when your penis tip is hanging passed your scrotum.

kooman: “forgot to turn the fan on last night bro i woke up hangin and swangin”

jewman: “bro same i might’ve even been cock ballin”

by TommyKale22 April 1, 2022