National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th

ANY short girl gets to do this 🙏

"OMG It's National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th"

by MyNextPolo August 24, 2025

August 8th

international cat boy day!! (only applies to cameron sanders)

on August 8th, Cam go meow meow :)

by oopify August 7, 2022

August

Can be used as a girls name. Typically a pretty girl on the shorter side. Her hair can range from bleached blond to a dark brunette, but her eyes are a sparkling green. She is kind and gentle at first, but the more you get to know her the crazier she becomes. She is an introvert disguised as an extrovert. She loves animals and music more than anything and will always put her friends and families needs before her own.

Yesterday, my friend August and I went to the mall.

by Ndota December 23, 2021

August

A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller

Hey do you see that guy

Yeah he looks like an august

by Not mutazim May 9, 2023

August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day

Today it is required to chug a bapple

“Hey today is August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day“

by Definitely Rudy August 17, 2025

August

Officially become your boyfriend's pet cat/dog month

It's August girl cmon be my pet already

by 5ynster December 5, 2020

August 3rd

National Ex Day

This is the day you have to make a move towards your ex and see where it goes.
Be careful tho!

Did you see the way he looked at this ex today?
Probably because it's August 3rd.

by dontyouthink3579 August 2, 2022