He’s a four eyed specy nonce, who’s shit at fifa, loves hanging from a tree by his underpants. He loves dressing up in girls clothes and has a pink tutu which he loves to wear when his parents are out. Drives a black Nisan which has the turning circle of a double decker bus, handles wood for a living.
Ashley
by Hd1578 November 22, 2021
Get the Ashleymug. by Sum_dude101 May 9, 2018
Get the Ashley Beardmoremug. she’s a v supportive friend! she is one of my only friends, ik sad. and she loves to talk sh!t with me💗 anyways love u gurl🔐 have a great day!⭐️
by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022
Get the Ashley Canomug. very ugly and there born with bad chins normally, they get very mad easily but when ur on her good side she’s a charming lovely girl. She loves cars and loves listening to music on her free time.
Ashley is ugly
by Kriseclan November 23, 2021
Get the Ashleymug. A person with an excuse for everything. An Ashley needs random excuses to cover up any mistakes. Nothing is ever Ashley's fault because oopsies and she loves you. An Ashley will also take blame for anything that she did not do. An Ashley is a total walking contradiction.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
"Who drank my whiskey?"
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
by Reoccurring Alternating Ash March 23, 2025
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley Yen Eng is one of the best kinds of people you can meet. She is a girlboss, genius, Olivia Rodrigo stan, and an incredible friend. You would be lucky to meet someone with such a bright and contagious energy. Ashley is supportive, a great listener, an avid gif user (specifically on Slack), and is the kind of person who puts her all into everything she does. If you meet an Ashley Yen Eng be prepared for many many boba trips and a significant amount of ~quirkiness~ added to your life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN
Person 1: "Do you like the Girl Up club? I'm thinking of joining!"
Person 2: "Yeah! Me and Ashley Yen Eng just did some freshman-junior bonding the other day."
Person 1: "Omg joining right now" 😩
Person 2: "Yeah! Me and Ashley Yen Eng just did some freshman-junior bonding the other day."
Person 1: "Omg joining right now" 😩
by slay.all.day7 January 17, 2022
Get the Ashley Yen Engmug. Ashley is slightly over sized and can make anyone regret meeting her. She is very disloyal so if you have a Ashley for a girlfriend she is probably cheating on you. So make sure you keep you a back up plan.
by Pizza.u July 31, 2022
Get the Ashley Quezadamug.