Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...mug. sex story pt 3!!
i'm humping the air like a dog as he starts to kiss down my tummy to my thighs. 'p-please—' i stutter, trying to push his head, desperate for him to eat me out. he smirks, and grabs my hand and slams it down, pinning it beside me. 'you don't decide when you get touched princess, *i* do.' he sternly but playfully tells me. i choke back my moans enough to mutter a small 'ok'. he pulls back more and pins my wrists down with more force. 'what was that? speak up.' he says. with my voice shaking and cracking, i say 'yessir' louder. he smirks at me and responds 'good girl.' before going down and starting to kiss around my pussy and gently bite my labia. he kisses me harder and with more and more tounge each kiss, until he's latched onto my clit, letting out little groans and breathing heavily as he licks and sucks on my clit. as he's squatted on the floor eating my pussy, he pushes one of my thighs up with one hand and i feel his other arm moving against the other leg dangling off the bed as he's pulling his sweatpants below his cock and starting to stroke himself off, moaning even louder. i'm screaming at this point and holding back the urge to buck my hips into his face. i start to yell his name, as i yell 'stop, stop, i'm gonna cum baby i'm gonna cum!' he doesn't stop in time, and when he eventually does stop he comes up to kiss me with his little beard saturated in my squirt.
i'm humping the air like a dog as he starts to kiss down my tummy to my thighs. 'p-please—' i stutter, trying to push his head, desperate for him to eat me out. he smirks, and grabs my hand and slams it down, pinning it beside me. 'you don't decide when you get touched princess, *i* do.' he sternly but playfully tells me. i choke back my moans enough to mutter a small 'ok'. he pulls back more and pins my wrists down with more force. 'what was that? speak up.' he says. with my voice shaking and cracking, i say 'yessir' louder. he smirks at me and responds 'good girl.' before going down and starting to kiss around my pussy and gently bite my labia. he kisses me harder and with more and more tounge each kiss, until he's latched onto my clit, letting out little groans and breathing heavily as he licks and sucks on my clit. as he's squatted on the floor eating my pussy, he pushes one of my thighs up with one hand and i feel his other arm moving against the other leg dangling off the bed as he's pulling his sweatpants below his cock and starting to stroke himself off, moaning even louder. i'm screaming at this point and holding back the urge to buck my hips into his face. i start to yell his name, as i yell 'stop, stop, i'm gonna cum baby i'm gonna cum!' he doesn't stop in time, and when he eventually does stop he comes up to kiss me with his little beard saturated in my squirt.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug. In the summer of the year 1979, I was traveling from Miami to New Jersey aboard the Amtrak Silver Star, eagerly anticipating the journey. The train, powered by three EMD F40PH locomotives, consisted of modern Amfleet cars and older coaches from various railroads. As we departed Miami, I watched the scenery change from the city's skyline to the open vistas of Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina.
In Washington, D.C., the crew swapped out the F40PHs for two stunning Ex-Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 locomotives. I couldn’t resist stepping outside to see them up close. The GG1s, with their art-deco design and iconic Tuscan red color, were even more impressive in person. Watching the crew efficiently switch the locomotives was fascinating.
Once the GG1s were hooked up, we sped along the electrified Northeast Corridor, hitting 90 mph. The world blurred as we passed through beautiful landscapes, overtaking a Budd Metroliner EMU and a new AEM-7 Locomotive on the Clocker service.
When we arrived at Newark Penn Station, I rushed to the two GG1s. Their gleaming metal under the station lights made it feel like a dream. I took a Polaroid picture with the locomotives, standing proudly between them. It was a surreal moment, and I felt incredibly fortunate to witness this piece of railroading history.
In Washington, D.C., the crew swapped out the F40PHs for two stunning Ex-Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 locomotives. I couldn’t resist stepping outside to see them up close. The GG1s, with their art-deco design and iconic Tuscan red color, were even more impressive in person. Watching the crew efficiently switch the locomotives was fascinating.
Once the GG1s were hooked up, we sped along the electrified Northeast Corridor, hitting 90 mph. The world blurred as we passed through beautiful landscapes, overtaking a Budd Metroliner EMU and a new AEM-7 Locomotive on the Clocker service.
When we arrived at Newark Penn Station, I rushed to the two GG1s. Their gleaming metal under the station lights made it feel like a dream. I took a Polaroid picture with the locomotives, standing proudly between them. It was a surreal moment, and I felt incredibly fortunate to witness this piece of railroading history.
You think I will actually write a story about Sexual activity, guess what NO! Sex stories are weird and nasty. Stop looking up sex story on urban dictionary you pervert.
by EMD F59PHI December 15, 2024
Get the Sex Storymug. by doufu April 4, 2021
Get the book of storiesmug. A telling
Once upon a time a girl and a boy met
girl: oh hi there
Boy: hai whats up?
Girl: nothing im cindy
Boy: Hi cindy *touches cindys pussy*
Boy: im max
Cindy:*moans* Follow me to a room
Max: bet
*they get in bed*
Cindy: Oh yes max harder!!
Max: Like this 10inch weener in you!
Cindy: Squirts
Max: jizz all up in there it comes out ther mouth
Mom: and thats the story little jonny
Jonny: mama?
Mom:yes?
Jonny: *pulls mother pants and starts licking all up in der
The end
girl: oh hi there
Boy: hai whats up?
Girl: nothing im cindy
Boy: Hi cindy *touches cindys pussy*
Boy: im max
Cindy:*moans* Follow me to a room
Max: bet
*they get in bed*
Cindy: Oh yes max harder!!
Max: Like this 10inch weener in you!
Cindy: Squirts
Max: jizz all up in there it comes out ther mouth
Mom: and thats the story little jonny
Jonny: mama?
Mom:yes?
Jonny: *pulls mother pants and starts licking all up in der
The end
by 2323232ddd March 6, 2022
Get the Storymug. Uncommon filler phrase. It does not denote anything in particular, but can be used similarly to the term "bullshit," but does not usually denote any particular quality. Usually used as a noun, however employed similarly to an adjective (Ex. "That was laga laga story!")
This term has no determinable root phrase or expression.
This term has no determinable root phrase or expression.
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Person 1: *Plays awesome guitar riff*
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Example 2:
Person 1: "The CIA killed John F. Kennedy with the moon."
Person 2: "That's laga laga story."
by Mr Lunk of America April 12, 2025
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